At Last...A Parent Gets the True Meaning of Teacher Appreciation Week!

I looped up with my kids this year, so my parents and I have a different relationship. One of them put a stapled, brown, paper bag in my hand and said into my ear, "Don't open this here. It's for you, because, honey, if I had your job, I'd want booze and money."

Inside was a Target gift card... and this:

Yep. She won Teacher Appreciation Week. Forever.